
I've been thinking...
(Yeah, Novelty..)
1. If practise makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practise? 
2. If Britney Spears is not a girl, not yet a woman, does that make her a MAN?!

3. Why doesn't soap taste good? 
4. What's the big idea with Shower Radio's? I mean, dancing on a slick floor by a glass door? 
5. Dog whistles. How do we actually know they work? I bet they are little pieces of plastic, and the dogs only come running because we look so stupid blowing into them they want a closer look. 
6. Who said Humpty Dumpty was an egg anyway
7. Fairy Tales. Sweet aren't they?
NO!
!!! What's so "comforting" about some bratty girl who's stupid enough to fall for the whole "Wolf dressed up as a Granny" thing, and gets eaten by some poor hungry wolf? I mean, fine if it ended there, good moral. But then the wolf gets sliced up? Great story..

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Anyways, think about these for me, and remember the most important thing in the entire universe!
"Don't trust the government, they are with the Furbies! Don't trust the Furbies, they are with the government!"